Gears of War 2 - Online Fronts

n00dle · September 10, 2009, 10:20pm

Haha! Ali pazi – Dizzy (sheshirko) je pravi Chuck Norris gears univerzuma:

Dizzy can revive himself in Warzone.
Someone once threw a smoke grenade at Dizzy. The smoke grenade then proceeded to knock itself over in fear.
If you remove Dizzy’s hat, then remove his bandana, you’ll find another hat.
Dizzy doesn’t have to charge his torques.
Dizzy Wallin brushes his teeth with the chainsaw.
Dizzy Wallin showers himself using the Hammer of Dawn.
Dizzy Wailin dries himself with the Scorcher.
Dizzy once donated to a sperm bank. Little did he know that his seed would be used to father the Locust Horde.
Dizzy Wallin is on wave 51 of Horde.
Dizzy respawns in execution mode.
Dizzy can blindfire his chainsaw.
When God said “Let there be light”, Dizzy turned on Betty’s titties.
If you’re every revived by Dizzy, you’ll be invulnerable for 5 seconds upon standing up.
Someone once made fun of Dizzy’s accent. Dizzy had them banned from XBox Live.