Where are all the ambitious Kinect games?

If God’s a gamer, I’m not going to heaven. After all, I’m a firm, if occasional, fan of games that rely exclusively on the Kinect sensor, and Kinect is clearly a device assembled by Dark Powers to lure the Righteous from the Way of Ironsights. Developers have taken several stabs at the notion of pure gesture control, most of which haven’t really panned out, and some of which have proven utterly dreadful. Here’s why I don’t think Kinect-only gaming is a busted flush, and to hell with any bickering about the resilience of your elbow tendons.